Friday, February 29, 2008

Leap Day

It's Leap Day.

This article reminded me.

I'm not going to get the chance to write an entry on the day after February 28 that isn't in March for a long time. I might forget to do it in the future and I'll regret having missed my chance.

So here it is. My Leap Day Post.





And that was my Leap Day Post. I'll see you in 4 years, 2/29!

Addendum: I was publishing my posts in Pacific Standard Time! This post briefly appeared as though it had been written on the 28th. I assure you that is not the case!

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Ol' Whatshisname

RUSSERT
So my question is this - what do you think of that new dude in Russia?

Obama and Clinton look at each other. Oh fuck.

CLINTON
He's a total dick and if I were president, I'd kick his ass.

RUSSERT
Ok, whatever. I don't actually care. I just want to hear you say his name.

CLINTON
Uh, Ahmadinejad?

RUSSERT
Ahahahahaha!

This time around, I will use titles

The migration is complete!

I've found a new home for writing publicly on the Internet!

For those of you who don't know me, let me introduce myself: I'm the man.

I think you take my meaning. Few are lucky enough to receive such a title. I hate to brag, but I've been notified that I'm the man on multiple occasions.

Yeah. That's right. I'm bad and I don't care who knows it.

I really don't. In fact, you should tell everyone you know. That would really boost my self esteem.

Thanks.