American where at least the tickets are free

I may or may not have had something to do with The Washington Post getting its hands on this:

Crucify Holy Cross: AU's Cheer Sheet

If we somehow manage to lose tonight, I will fully accept all of the blame both because I leaked the cheer sheet and because I won't be able to make it to the game (but how was I supposed to pass up press passes to the Wizards game and a chance to meet one of the players?!).